May 2012
3 posts
April 2012
6 posts
This just happened...
Sitting next to an older man on the train (probably in his mid to late 60s) I’m listening to U2 on Pandora when I look over and see— no joke— LMFAO playing on his. I feel like we’re in the movie Freaky Friday…
March 2012
10 posts
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February 2012
10 posts
Kitchen Liquidation Sale-- Everything Must Go!!
“Any unlabeled or undated items that were left in the refrigerator will be placed on the table in the kitchen for everyone to look at with disgust.
Please pick up your unlabeled items before they are discarded or blended into an exotic hummus.”
**another email from HR at work… love them!
My So-Called Work Life: Part 7(ish)
While struggling through an impressively long bout of writer’s block, the following email chain took place between a dear coworker and me. I’m so good at making friends…
ME: Instead of calling in sick, I should have called in stupid today…
COWORKER: Just today?
ME: I hate you a little bit.
January 2012
14 posts
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“I don’t know why they call it Mission Impossible… it always turns...”
– Evan’s insight into the Mission Impossible movies… hahaha! Hilarious!
Funny Work Email...
A funny email that I got at work today… I love my job!
Account Services is scheduled to clean the 13th floor kitchen on the following date:
Friday, 1/06/2012, at 4:00 p.m.
What will be discarded?
-Items with handwritten dates of 1/02/12
-Unlabeled items
-New Years Resolutions
What is safe?
-Condiments that have not yet expired, regardless of date labeled
-Laser Tag
What’s not...
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New Job, Same Hijinks
I found some incorrect content in the content library at work today… the following is the email chain that took place between the content manager and myself.
Me: Am I losing it or is there a word missing from the text below?
Content Manager: You’re losing it.
Content Manager: Ha ha! Just kidding… you’re right. It should read… [insert long boring content...
December 2011
18 posts
