May 2012
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May 8th
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April 2012
6 posts
Apr 27th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 9th
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This just happened...
Sitting next to an older man on the train (probably in his mid to late 60s) I’m listening to U2 on Pandora when I look over and see— no joke— LMFAO playing on his. I feel like we’re in the movie Freaky Friday…
Apr 5th
March 2012
10 posts
4 tags
Mar 15th
9 notes
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Mar 11th
2 notes
6 tags
Mar 11th
5 tags
Mar 11th
5 tags
Mar 11th
3 notes
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Mar 11th
3 tags
Mar 11th
3 tags
Mar 11th
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Mar 9th
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February 2012
10 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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Kitchen Liquidation Sale-- Everything Must Go!!
“Any unlabeled or undated items that were left in the refrigerator will be placed on the table in the kitchen for everyone to look at with disgust. Please pick up your unlabeled items before they are discarded or blended into an exotic hummus.” **another email from HR at work… love them!
Feb 4th
My So-Called Work Life: Part 7(ish)
While struggling through an impressively long bout of writer’s block, the following email chain took place between a dear coworker and me.  I’m so good at making friends… ME: Instead of calling in sick, I should have called in stupid today… COWORKER: Just today? ME: I hate you a little bit.
Feb 3rd
January 2012
14 posts
Jan 30th
9,236 notes
4 tags
Jan 28th
4 tags
Jan 28th
15 notes
4 tags
Jan 28th
2 notes
Jan 27th
Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
3 tags
“I don’t know why they call it Mission Impossible… it always turns...”
– Evan’s insight into the Mission Impossible movies… hahaha!  Hilarious!
Jan 9th
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Funny Work Email...
A funny email that I got at work today… I love my job! Account Services is scheduled to clean the 13th floor kitchen on the following date: Friday, 1/06/2012, at 4:00 p.m.  What will be discarded? -Items with handwritten dates of 1/02/12 -Unlabeled items -New Years Resolutions  What is safe? -Condiments that have not yet expired, regardless of date labeled -Laser Tag   What’s not...
Jan 6th
3 tags
Jan 4th
14 notes
7 tags
Jan 4th
19 notes
Jan 4th
New Job, Same Hijinks
I found some incorrect content in the content library at work today…  the following is the email chain that took place between the content manager and myself. Me:  Am I losing it or is there a word missing from the text below? Content Manager: You’re losing it.  Content Manager: Ha ha!  Just kidding… you’re right.  It should read… [insert long boring content...
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December 2011
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Dec 18th
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