February 2012
10 posts
Kitchen Liquidation Sale-- Everything Must Go!!
“Any unlabeled or undated items that were left in the refrigerator will be placed on the table in the kitchen for everyone to look at with disgust.
Please pick up your unlabeled items before they are discarded or blended into an exotic hummus.”
**another email from HR at work… love them!
My So-Called Work Life: Part 7(ish)
While struggling through an impressively long bout of writer’s block, the following email chain took place between a dear coworker and me. I’m so good at making friends…
ME: Instead of calling in sick, I should have called in stupid today…
COWORKER: Just today?
ME: I hate you a little bit.
January 2012
14 posts
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“I don’t know why they call it Mission Impossible… it always turns...”
– Evan’s insight into the Mission Impossible movies… hahaha! Hilarious!
Funny Work Email...
A funny email that I got at work today… I love my job!
Account Services is scheduled to clean the 13th floor kitchen on the following date:
Friday, 1/06/2012, at 4:00 p.m.
What will be discarded?
-Items with handwritten dates of 1/02/12
-Unlabeled items
-New Years Resolutions
What is safe?
-Condiments that have not yet expired, regardless of date labeled
-Laser Tag
What’s not...
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New Job, Same Hijinks
I found some incorrect content in the content library at work today… the following is the email chain that took place between the content manager and myself.
Me: Am I losing it or is there a word missing from the text below?
Content Manager: You’re losing it.
Content Manager: Ha ha! Just kidding… you’re right. It should read… [insert long boring content...
December 2011
18 posts
Etsy Store and Hoosier Barn Wood Adventures →
VERY COOL!! Check out this awesome Etsy store!!!
(Extra cool points for being my best friend’s store too!!)
be-a-good-one:
Visit our Etsy store—I love my handy and creative hubby!
Spent the afternoon digging through reclaimed Hoosier barn wood—for some home decor items. So excited about the 75+-year-old red barn wood we are going to make a desk out of.
So more items will be added to...
My So-Called Work Life, Part 55 1/2
A conversation that took place on my last day of work:
Eddie: Why don’t you go shopping now and just meet us for lunch instead of sitting here bothering Kristen and makig her less productive?
Me: Maybe I could just talk to you instead— I’m positive that I couldn’t make you any less productive than you already are…
Eddie: That’s not true… I was just...
We Didn't Start the Fire →
be-a-good-one:
Feeling like a history nerd tonight—rocking out to Billy Joel with images—GOTTA love it!
Love love love this song… And the fact that my bestie is such a history nerd! :)
November 2011
15 posts
